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How do maneating monsters count to a from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.

The monster spent a fortune on deodorants from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.

What do you call a huge ugly from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.

First Monster Im so thirsty my tongues from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!

What happens if a big hairy monster from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.

What did Frankensteins monster say when he from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.

What does a monster mom say to from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What do you do with a green from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!

How do you stop a monster digging from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.

What should you do if a monster from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.

Whats big heavy furry dangerous and has from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.

Mr Monster Oi hurry up with my from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pairs of hands.

On her annual visit to another planet from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."

What happened when the monster stole a from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why did the monster take his nose from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.

Did you hear about the Irish monster from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.

Why was the monster standing on his from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.

Did you hear about the monster who from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.

What did the big hairy monster do from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.